An ill wind that blows no good...
Erm, has anybody seen a dark green tarpaulin which was, until yesterday, securely fastened around my patio set? It is missing, presumed entangled in someone's prize rose bush or floating serenely through the Lichfield sky humming "Nobody does it better" to itself.
* Ok I'll admit it: the picture of Daniel Craig is almost entirely gratuitous (although no one can deny he is more asthetically pleasing than Roger Moore)
posted by Amy and Amiability @ 10:56 PM
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Strange object seen floating over lichfield, Staffs. Strange music enimating from it???
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Strange object seen floating over lichfield, Staffs. Strange music enimating from it???
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Strange object seen floating over lichfield, Staffs. Strange music enimating from it???
Next door but one's garage roof is also now missing............
Could it be an attack of aliens who eat green and black plastic and tar..........?
thank goodness for that. for a minute i thought you'd had a sex change...and become incredibly famous...overnight!
to be honest he's lookin a bit on the messy side, could do with a change and facial!
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