Amy and Amiability

Postcards from the edge of reason...

STOP THE TRAFFIK

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

The end is nigh...

I'm going to miss "Not Conner". He has changed over the course of the year, from a rough start, with a reputation as an aggressive little chap with anger management problems to an absolute (although sometimes mischievous) delight. He is an easy-going little miracle, a fantastic conversationalist and a beautiful singer who cares about doing the right thing. He proves to me that, given a fresh start and people around you who have faith in you, you really can achieve anything. However, no chat with him is ever run of the mill.


A few highlights from our conversations over the last couple of weeks


Scene 1 - A group of children have been helping make sweets to sell at the summer fayre. Not Conner has been helping out reliably and carefully; Oompa-Loompas, your jobs are not safe! (It must be pointed out before I start that NC has an elaborate mohican style hair-do!)


Amiable teacher: You have been such a fantastic help today. What on earth am I going to do without you next year?

Not Conner: (thoughtfully) Hmm, I suppose you could dress up someone in your new class so they look like me, then you won't miss me.

AT: I don't think that would be the same

NC: Yes it would! It's easy, just tell them to pop down Wilko's for some Brylcream: that's all I do anyway.


Scene 2 - An observed literacy lesson. the children are writing suspense type poems based on a scene from a book where a boy goes into the jungle.


AT: Look, I've got you these photographs of the jungle and jungle-type creatures to help you if you are not sure what to describe.

NC: (Picking up a picture showing a selection of brightly coloured poison arrow frogs and studying it carefully) Do you know Miss, the more I look at these, the more I just want to squeeze 'em!


I made a mental note to check whether he has any pets at home.